They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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