what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
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My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
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TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
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