How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
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seriously i just wanna be friends
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and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
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I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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