She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
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I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
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dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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