yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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