Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
We named our party play list daddy issues
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
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all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
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Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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