How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I supernannyed him into submission
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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