The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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