yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
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It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
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I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
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