hell yes lets make some ravioli
Just cropdusted the office
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
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You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
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He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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