Kareoke will never be a sober sport
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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