What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
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i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
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and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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