I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
where am i from again
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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