Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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