thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
