the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
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His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
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I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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