And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
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