as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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