this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
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We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
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Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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