Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Randomize
