If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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