I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
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when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
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Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
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