Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
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He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
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Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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