your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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