I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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