Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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