she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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