Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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