i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
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