I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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