You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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