look no pants
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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