Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
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just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
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Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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