Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
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She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
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I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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