just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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