...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
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i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
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I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I love you. Go after that dick
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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