She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
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We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
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Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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