do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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