He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Randomize
