her vagine was all disorganized.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
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Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
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don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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