i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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