I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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