Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
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Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
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Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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