You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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