Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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