I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I wish i was in the wii world.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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