Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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