i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
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Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
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Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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