I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
How external is "for external use only"?
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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