operation have a gay friend backfired
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
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Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
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Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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