Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Randomize
