she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
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I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
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My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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