Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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