please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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