i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I cockslap morals
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
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