i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
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Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
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It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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