do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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