Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
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I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
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the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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