none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
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